RECRUITMENT
“Men needed for hazardous journey. Low wages, extreme cold, months of complete darkness, constant danger, doubtful return unharmed. Honors and recognition in case of success.”
Ernest Shackleton, at Circa 1900 ex-ante-Awakening
TRANSLATOR
I admit that North Korean is not exactly my area of expertise.
We’re excited to translate Deep City into North Korean. If you’re a native North Korean, please contact us.
GRAPHIC DESIGNER
Dear designer, if your clients, colleagues, or students still respect you, we can fix it. You won’t get another chance like this to ruin your reputation.
A GUY WHO KNOWS HOW TO ANIMATE IN BLENDER
Sorry to disappoint, but I have no idea how to animate in Blender 3D. Everything you see on this website is the only thing I know how to do.
A DIGITAL ART CREATOR
For something very simple, quick, and easy. I tried it myself, but what I got was crap. I could use a little help… Remember, I’m the shame of the profession.
FOLLOWERS
Only our mothers like us on Facebook. It’s embarrassing. Please, some fucking support!
